Sometimes, we think that the songs are too philosophical so that we cannot enjoy the songs much since there are some parts of the song in which are too confusing for us to infer.
Sooooooo, I'm here trying to help you by giving my perspective about some songs and give you more perspective to see through the whole song.
I will call this section Song Surgery: Read between the Lyrics. Doesn't make sense? No problem. I just need the name. I don't need the sense.
Anyway, this name is inspired by my one of my juniors in Innova Junior College who wrote 'Bedah Rumah' as 'House Surgery' during his General Paper End of Year Examination. (Tub, if you read this, thanks so much, you are my inspiration; at least for coming up with this name)
And oh, just remember this is only one's perspective. No intentions to harm or offend any parties. No party is benefited from this and no song is harmed during the process of the surgery.
And remember that this is JUST FOR FUN.
Anywayyy, let's perform this very first surgery.
And, the first victim isssssss *drums roll*
Taaa-daaaaaaa
Title: Payphone
Artist: Maroon 5
Album: Overexposed (2012)
Seriousness level: joking
For you who doesn't know this song, you need a serious song therapy. Better turn on your radio now and listen to any appropriate radio stations or buy the track via iTunes. (I cannot support piracy here, can I?)
Let's just begin..
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
(my cellphone run out of batteries)
All of my change I spent on you
(it's okay, i'm so f**king rich I don't need coins)
Where have the times gone
(though, my watch is stolen)
Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
(i know you didn't study for your test, so is our date still on?)
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
(I know you have an alzheimer)
The people we used to be
(you were so f**king fat, I was so f**king ugly)
It's even harder to picture
(I do not have any talent in fine arts)
That you're not here next to me
(so you leave only because of that)
You say it's too late to make it
(but it is never too late to learn drawing)
But is it too late to try?
(no, i want to learn how to draw first)
And in our time that you wasted
(that's why I want to learn to draw)
All of our bridges burned down
(you were so angry you burn it down, weren't you?)
I've wasted my nights
(i tried to practice drawing)
You turned out the lights
(you said save the electricity)
Now I'm paralyzed
(but then I was electrocuted)
Still stuck in that time when we called it love
(I just can't move on)
But even the sun sets in paradise
(so is it night now in there?)
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
(now my card run out of balance)
All of my change I spent on you
(so that my wallet is lighter)
Where have the times gone
(again, my watch got stolen)
Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
(I understand the test is difficult, how about a date?)
If happy ever after did exist
(it didn't?)
I would still be holding you like this
(I know I'm a little possessive)
All those fairytales are full of sh*t
(don't bring you story book to the toilet)
One more stupid love song I'll be sick
(it's a virus!! like a flu!!)
You turned your back on tomorrow
(turn again, you will see today)
Cause you forgot yesterday
(I know that alzheimer is difficult to cure)
I gave you my love to borrow
(just don't forget to give it back)
But just gave it away
(you're just not responsible)
You can't expect me to be fine
(yes, with your alzheimer)
I don't expect you to care
(better get rid of your alzheimer first)
I know I've said it before
(In case you forget it, oooppsss)
But all of our bridges burned down
(but stop burning that f**king things)
I've wasted my nights
(I could do something more important)
You turned out the lights
(oh, it was earth hour?)
Now I'm paralyzed
(i was electrocuted again)
Still stuck in that time when we called it love
(i think faceless void uses his ulti on me)
But even the sun sets in paradise
(and balanar uses his ulti now)
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
(now the signal coverage is bad)
All of my change I spent on you
(i spend all my notes buying new watch, new cellphone, and top up the balance)
Where have the times gone
(again, my watch got stolen)
Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
(you tried hard enough, so..time to go for a date?)
If happy ever after did exist
(ok I understand now. It didn't)
I would still be holding you like this
(just don't go)
All those fairytales are full of sh*t
(i know you're talking about twilight series here)
One more stupid love song I'll be sick
(cannot bear with it, go to doctor)
Now I'm at a payphone...
(i'm just getting used to it)
Reminder, it was only JUST FOR FUN. I'm a big fan of this song as well.
Anyway, France vs Spain is starting soon. So, I have to stop here.
Liberté, égalité, fraternité,
G
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